[Verse 1]
Well, she showed her navel
She wore a label
She wore it thigh-high
Well, old-time sticky lipstick
Knocking at my door
I just say bye-bye

[Chorus]
Well, it's a plain shame
It took me all this time to learn
Plain shame
No matter which way you turn

[Verse 2]
Well, she'd like to taste me
She'd like to waste me
She'd like to see me sky-high, high
New York to Boston
Still the same in San Francisco
I just say bye-bye

[Chorus]
Well, it's a plain shame
It took me all this time to lеarn
Plain shame
No matter which way you turn
[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
I know it's late too
But I'd rеally like to play tunes
On your guitar
Well, let's get arrested
I wanna be molested
I don't care how old you are

[Chorus]
Well, it's a plain shame
It took me all this time to learn
Plain shame
No matter which way you turn
Yeah

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Well, it's a plain shame
It took me all this time to learn
Well, it's a plain shame
No matter which way you turn