J.K. Rowling
Two Young Hobbits
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
Hakamort
The elves began it
Waking up the trees
Teaching them to speak
Talking trees humph
What do trees have to talk about?
Hmm?!
Except the consistency of squirrel droppings
They have feelings, my friend
Late is the hour which this conjurer chooses to appear
Lathspell I name him
Ill new is an ill guest
Be silent!
Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth
I have not passed through fire and death
To bandy crooked words from a witless worm
You are tracing the footsteps of two young Hobbits
To Isengard that's to Isеngard!
The white wizard approaches
Tracking thе footsteps of two young hobbits
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
Does that comfort you?
The fortress is taken. It is over
You said this fortress would never fall while your men defend it
They still defend it
They have died defending it
What can men do against such reckless hate?
Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them
For death and glory?
For Rohan
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
They are young tender nice
PO-TA-TOES
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
Is that a comfort to you?
There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
Whatz itz doing? Stupid fat hobbit
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
We needs a few good taters
Boil em
Mash em
Sickemina stew
Sam is my friends
You don't have any friends
Nobody likes you
Not listening Not listening
You're a lier
A nice theif
MURDUERER!
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
PO-TA-TOES
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
Is that a comfort to you?
There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys
Sneaky little hobbitses
Stupid fat hobbit
Sneaky little hobbitses
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
Boil em
Mash em
Stickemina stew