There he is, my one and only Senpai
(Say "Hi" to Senpai)
He's my future boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet
(Spring it on Senpai
I'd tell him all my feelings, all the thoughts I've been concealing
But it sounds so unappealing that I sweat... a lot
Everyday my favorite subjects Senpai
(A+ in Senpai)
I could sit and study him for hours at a time
(Sounds kind of boring)
His eyes, his hair, his derrier
It's crazy and yet I don't careAnd I swear one day I'll finally make him MINE
Who is that cute little student there?
And why is she touching his arm?
If she puts moves on my Senpai then I'll have to cause her harm
Maybe I should clean up this body or just dump it into the trash
Senpai could never love her 'cause we're such a perfect MATCH!
Everywhere that he goes
I'll be there and he won't know!
Am I mad? Maybe so, but I love to sniff his clothes
Then I'll make him agree, he's my blushing boy to be
In the end all my friends will then see....
Senpai notice me!
Kokana keeps gazing at my Senpai..
(Don't look at Senpai!)
Maybe I should follow her and have "friendly" chat!
(Doesn't sound friendly)
I promise not to hurt her, just to frame her for a murder
She's Senpai stealing, sultry, little brat! (I think)
Almost noon and no sign of my Senpai
(Hurry up Senpai)
Could it be he's making out with HER behind my back!
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(This could get ugly)
Let's offer her a shower, then I'll turn off all the power
That should sour things and get us back on track!
Anyone who flirts with my Senpai get's my cell phone shoved up their skirt
Talking to my Senpai is not an option unless you want to be hurt!
Why's is everybody a bit uneasy when I pull out this sharp knife?
I'm not a k**er or psycho! I'm Senpai's future wife!
Is this fate? Is this stress? Is this Yandere duress?
Or obsession? POSSESSION!?
It's anybody's guess
All I know is this school's full of murder making tools
It's uncanny but dandy for me
Senpai drank this drink
(Lemonade I think)
Senpai ate this fruit
(Just a bite or two)
Senpai blew his nose
(That's a little gross)
Senpai Wore this BATHING SUIT
Senpai called this phone
(You just took her phone)
Senpai shaved this hair
(But it's not from there)
Senpai left this note
(What was that he wrote?)
Senpai wore this UNDERWEAR!
Don't you wave
Don't you stare
Don't you act like you don't care!
Touch my Senpai, I swear, I WILL MAUL YOU LIKE A BEAR
I'm not weird or a creep
Though I watch my Senpai sleep
I'm not lovesick, I just want to see....
Senpai notice me!