[Spoken Intro: Casey Dwyer (Glitchtrap) & Kids]
Who’s ready for fun?
*Booing*
That’s the spirit!

[Verse 1: Casey Dwyer (Glitchtrap)]
If you wanna have a party, say “hey-o!”
If you wanna have some pizza, say “hey-o!”
Say “hey-o”, “hey-o”, now it’s time to play-o
We’ve only just begun!

[Spoken: Casey Dwyer (Glitchtrap) & Kids]
Is everyone having a rip-roaring good time?
No!
That’s wonderful! Let’s sing some more!

[Verse 2: Casey Dwyer (Glitchtrap)]
If you wanna try some candy, say “hey-o!”
If you wanna play all day, then say “hey-o!”
Say “hey-o”, “hey-o”, buy a big potato
Fredbear’s is number one!

[Spoken: Casey Dwyer (Glitchtrap) & Kids]
Hey kids! I hear some of you have a birthday today!
No! (I [?] is two years!)
Hooray! Let’s all sing the birthday song!
[Interlude: Casey Dwyer (Glitchtrap)]
Happy…

[Verse 3: Casey Dwyer (Glitchtrap)]
Birthday to the kids that say “hey-o!”
If you wanna see the gift shop, say “hey-o!”
Say “hey-o”, “hey-o”, hey, you gotta stay-o
Until the song is done!

[Outro: Casey Dwyer (Glitchtrap)]
Say “hey-o”, “hey-o”, please enjoy your day-o…
Here at Fredbear’s, the face of fun!