[AJ Pinkerton]
I’m going to buy the Switch 2
If it isn’t too expensive!
Surely, it’s a price I can afford!
And it isn’t like Nintendo’d
Make me pay out the rear end- Oh
I’m the kind of loyal fanboy
They’ve historically adored!

[AJ Pinkerton]
I’m going to buy the Switch 2
If it isn’t too expensive!
And really, how could it even be?
Once I’ve got it in my hands
I’ll go cancel all my plans!
Unless the Switch 2
Is simply too expensive-

[AJ Pinkerton]
I’m gonna play my friend’s Switch 2
Cause it’s simply too expensive
A little too rich for my blood…
But I haven’t got misgivings
About crashing in their living space
And mooching off the moolah of
My higher income bud!
[AJ Pinkerton]
I’m gonna play my friend’s Switch 2
Cause it’s simply too expensive
But I know my amiga wouldn’t mind!
So I’ll drop by, say I missed them
Go hog wild with their system
Since the Switch 2
Is simply too expensive

[AJ Pinkerton and Gwendolyn Pinkerton]
We’re gonna look at the Switch 2
Cause it’s simply too expensive
Hoping it marks down, but it won’t
Sure, we’d play it on the go
If we had that kind of dough
But as everybody knows
We don’t

[AJ Pinkerton and Gwendolyn Pinkerton]
We’re gonna look at the Switch 2
Cause it’s simply too expensive
Imagining the Joy-cons going “click!”
Oh, if only we were playing
Not just standing out here saying
That the Switch 2
Is simply too expensive…
[AJ Pinkerton and Gwendolyn Pinkerton]
We’re gonna steal a Switch 2
Cause it’s simply too expensive!
We’re turning to a life of petty crime!
But we wouldn’t recommend it
Since we both got apprehended
And instead of doing racing
We’re facing doing time

[AJ Pinkerton and Gwendolyn Pinkerton]
We only stole that Switch 2
Cause it’s simply too expensive
Your Honor, we know that it was wrong…

[Nathan Morse]
Well, since you both admit it
And I see why you did it…

[All]
Because the Switch 2
Is simply too expensive!