Lost in the woods
With  no map or compass!
Left  in a sea of trees!

Can't find my way!
I've got no reception!
Where  could I be?

I'll  head to the north-
-am I facing east?
I  don't have the slightest clue

Better turn around, start again
Face this tree and then
Figure out what I'm s'posed to do

Where'd  my poster go?

Where has it gone?
Is this tree the same?
I'm lost and I've lost my mind!

Let's post a spare
On this spot right where
It's easy to find
What do I have
That could leave a trail?
To guide me outside the woods?

How about a note that's been kissed
Or a grocery list
Or this meme no one understood?

Wait... what?! Who's taking my pages?!

Out in the woods
And I'm not alone
But the sun's quickly going down...

There! In the trees!
Something's stalking me!
Stop walking around!

'K, just be cool!
Don't be such a fool
There's nothing at all to fear...

Other than the trees and the night
And that beam of light
And that breathing in my ear...
AGH!

No, wait! Come back and save me!

Why would she run?
Does my breath smell bad?
Or could it be something worse?

Like a hex or a jinx
Or a wretched stink
Or ominous curse!

Or some creepy man
With long arms and hands
Whose face is as blank as death!

Who follows you around
And doesn't make a sound-
Eh, probably it's just my breath~

Whoa, it's a map!
How did this get here?
And why was it on a tree?

And why do I feel
Like a person for real
Is following me...
YES, YOU THERE
I CAUGHT YOU
YOU'RE MINE NOW
I GOT YOU

THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM ME
YOUR SLENDER ENEMY!