[Verse 1: Blinky & Pac-Man]
Hi, good evening! Pleased to meet you, my name's Blinky!
I'm here to dine upon your brains 'till you are dead!
So now if you wouldn't mind
Just stand still for a short time
While I feast upon your tasty yellow head!

Hey buddy, Take it easy! Please don't eat me!
I got a Missus and a kid at home to feed!
Well, I'll see what I can do
But I may just eat them, too!
You wouldn't hold out on a hungry ghost in need...
So I'll put you in this pot
And then I'll fasten on the top
And at the end, I'll eat you up!

[Spoken: Inky]
Hey guys! What's going on?
Oh, Pac-Man! My favorite!

[Verse 2: Inky & Pac-Man]
There's nothing so delectable as Pac-Man
Full of flavorful sensation and succulence!
Be he spicy, sour, or sweet
"Je dis toujours bon appetit!"
Sautee, flambe, and marinade- Piece de resistance!
I'm just a bit too busy to be dinner...
I've got 240 dots I need to munch
But I'm hungry as a horse!
I can't wait for second course!
I'll just have to have myself an early lunch!
I'll slice and dice and chop
Until you're minced up yellow slop
And at the end, I'll eat you up!

[Spoken: Pinky, Clyde, Inky & (The Beard)]
Sweet! A Pac-Man!
Duh! I call dibs!
Hey! I already made my reservation!
(BOOOOOOOOOGH!)

[Verse 3: Blinky, Inky, Pinky, Clyde & (Pac-Man)]
I'd love a Pac-Man salad! Extra Pac, please!
Duuuh, or a side of Pac-Man fries and ketchup Pacs!
Um, I think this Pac-Man's mine...
NO, HE'S NOT! (Look at the time! Guess I'll be going-)
Straight down my digestive tract!

[Verse 4: Blinky, Inky, Pinky, Clyde & (all four)]
We could roast him-! We could grill him-!
We could bake him-! We could cake him!
We could season him with- Parsley! Pepper! Nuts!
We'll cook Pac-Man as we please!
He looks like a talking cheese
(And when we're done, we'll eat him up!)
[Outro: Blinky, Inky, Pinky, Clyde & (all four)]
First, we baste him! Brown and braise him!
Honey glaze him! Then we taste him!
(Then, we'll eat him up!)

Dah!