SCARING’S BEEN MY DREAM
SINCE I WAS NINE YEARS OLD
ALL OF MY EFFORTS WERE MOOT; I’M SIMPLY TOO CUTE
OR SO I WAS CONSTANTLY TOLD…

CONJURING A CREEP
COULD TURN MY LIFE AROUND…
SOMETHING THAT’S SLIMY AND GREEN, AND FRIGHTFULLY MEAN
LIKE NOTHING YOU’VE SEEN IN SPOOKY’S HOUSE OF-
-SPOOKY’S JUMP SCARE MANSION!

TIME TO TRADE THE CHILLS
FOR SOMETHING MORE EXTREME…
BEING ADORABLE’S DEPLORABLE-
I’D RATHER MAKE SOMEBODY SCREAM!

EVERY ROOM IS ARMED
WITH TERRORS MOST MACABRE
STILL I CAN FIT A FEW MORE BEHIND EVERY DOOR…
THERE’S HORRORS GALORE IN SPOOKY’S HOUSE OF-
…SPOOKY’S JUMP SCARE MANSION!

TIME TO RAISE THE BAR!
AND PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS!
SPECIMEN 1 WASN’T GREAT, AND 2 WAS TOO LATE
THEY’VE ALL BEEN EMBARRASSING FLOPS!
WHAT THIS MANSION NEEDS
IS BITE TO MATCH ITS BARK!
MAYBE A MURDEROUS DEER COULD KINDLE SOME FEAR…
PREPARE… FOR THAT THING THERE… TO EAT YOU RARE…
…IN SPOOKY’S JUMP SCARE MANSION!

NOTHING SEEMS TO WORK!
I’M TEARING OUT MY HAIR!
WHY IS IT SO FLIPPIN’ HARD TO LOWER HER GUARD
AND PULL OFF AN ADEQUATE SCARE?

THIS WILL BE THE ONE
TO REALLY SEAL THE DEAL!
PEOPLE WILL QUAKE AND THEY’LL CRY, AND COVER THEIR EYES
AND PROBABLY DIE IN SPOOKY’S VERY EXTRA SCARY, LEGENDARY HOUSE…
…OF JUMP SCARES!

..I MEAN
SPOOKY’S JUMPSCARE MANSION…