Ah! What is that?!

That's my new pet! I call him Dr. Love Muffins

No, I mean, what IS that?!

Meet my new Pokemon, it's really hard and kinda long
He's made of rock and super strong
A bit like my abs

I taught him how to bake a cake
To sweep the floor, to grill a steak
To do the worm and Harlem Shake
He's totally fab!

Onix, Onix!

Onix, the Rock Snake!
Yeaaahhh!
He's a stone cold monster

Onix the Rock Snake!
Yeaaahhh!
Not a star or lobster

Rock Snake!
Rock Snake!
Get that Onix out of here
He'll eat the cats or worse I fear!
In case I wasn't crystal clear
I don't want a rock snake!

Wеll how about a Psyduck then?
He's not as big, a bit more zеn
You guys will be the best of friends!

That's not very likely!

Psyduck!
Psyduck!

Psyduck the weird bird... Ugh...
Not as cool as Onix!
Onix the Rock Snake
Yeeeaahhh!
He's legit plutonic!

Loves to lift
With his wiggly body!
Goes on dates
Such a bigman hottie!

Doesn't wash
Doesn't eat his veggies!
Can't decide
If he's dank or edgy!
Rock snake!
Rock snake!

Onix the Rock Snake!
Yeeaaahhh!
He's an unsung hero!
Onix the Rock Snake!
Yeeeaaahhh!
Not a node or Spearrow!

Rock Snake!
Rock Snake!
Rock Snake!
Rock Snake!