I’m going to kill some kids today!
I’m looking for the plubby ones!

I’m going to find some chubby kids
And then we’re gonna have some ice scream fun!

I’m going to catch some kids today
And turn them into something sweet!

I’m gonna snatch a batch of tasty kids
And make myself a fluffy, frozen treat!

I’m going to slay some kids today
And when the dirty deed is done

I’ll mash ‘em into meat sorbet
And then we’re gonna have some ice scream fun!

I’m going to get some tubby tweens
And freeze ‘em with my frozen breath!

Although I’m out of shape and some escape
I swеar I’ll scare those children half to dеath!

I want the perfect, pudgy kid
Cause I’m an ice cream snob…
I need some new ingredients
And boy, I love this job!

Some killers wield machetes and
Some psychos are fond of knives-

Well, I rely on ice cream
To ruin people’s lives!

I’m gonna hunt some kids today!
And trap some children in my truck!

And only bloated brats will do
Because fat-free ice cream sucks!

I’m going to chase some kids today
No matter where they try to run!

And if you called the cops-
…I’d probably stop…

But I’ll be back again to getcha!
And when I finally catch ya

We’re finally gonna
Have a
Ton of
Ice scream fun!
Time to have some ice scream fun!