“Read the Big the Cat one, that’s his favorite.”
“Yeah! Big the Cat!”
“No! Humph, I’m not reading this! … Nope! Not reading it!... You can turn that music off. I’m not gonna read this. I’m not doing any of this…. sigh

There once was a feline named Big the Cat
(“Big the Cat!”)
Who'd best be described as purple and fat
He said things like, "FROGGY" and stuff like that
He was even less popular than Rouge the Bat!

“You know Knux, I’m not really sure all of this is in the book…”
“Do that cat voice again!”
“I- I don’t want to.”
“Knuuux! Come on!”

Big's best friend Froggy was a green toad
(“Frog!” “I can read, ok?”)
(“Froggy is a Frog!”)
"OKAY!" he crowed
And Froggy hopped after where'ev… where… where’er… “OK, that’s not even a word!”