[THE FANBOY]
Since the '64, I've been in love with Smash Bros!
I know every item, stage and trophy, too!
I even leveled up a set of sweet Amiibo
To play against when I play Smash Bros (Wii) U!

[THE COMPETITOR]
When I play Smash, I only play for glory
I tend to favor Melee, yes, it's true
But since I typically stick to Stock
And the GameCube game pads rock
I'm getting super hyped for Smash Bros. (Wii) U!

[Chorus 1: PLAYERS, FANBOY, (NOOB), COMPETITOR, WANNABE PLAYER]
Because we love to Smash our friends in Super Smash Bros!
Though I think Master Hand is better than Tabuu. (Wait, who?)
Whether it's beating a team of hacks-
-Or maybe spamming some cheap attacks-
We can agree that we love Smash Bros. (Wii) U!

[THE WANNABE PLAYER]
I was best of all the players in my high school
I'm invincible as Fox or Pikachu!
Oh, and I also know a hundred million combos!
And I can Wave Dash- AGH! NO! (bleep) YOU!
[THE NOOB]
I don't know how to play; I'm pushing buttons!
I don't recall precisely what they do...
I guess I'll stick with Down and B;
I only play this at parties
I'm pretty horrible at Smash Bros. (Wii) U!

[Chorus 2: PLAYERS, WANNABE PLAYER, (FANBOY), NOOB]
And yet we're totally addicted to Smash Brothers!
We may have a small obsession-
Or tattoo! (So cool!)
And even though I may be worst-
And I would NORMALLY get first-
No game's the same as playing Smash Bros. U!

[LONELY GUY, COMPETITOR, PLAYERS]
Nobody ever gives up their controller...
I'd love to join a Smash Bros. round or two...
But I'm eternally that guy
Nobody wants to give a try...

Dude, wanna play? Smash Bros. now supports up to 8 players!
Really?
That mode's exclusively for Smash Bros. (Wii) U!

[Chorus 3: ALL, LONELY GUY, NOOB, WANNABE PLAYER, {FANBOY}]
Now we all can play together at Smash Brothers!
I can kill my friends until my thumbs are black and blue!
This blue lady!
Little Mac!
{GUYS, MEWTWO'S COMING BACK!}
It's clear we all adore Smash Brothers Four - (Wii) U!