[Refrain 1: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake]
Any tomb you can raid, I can raid better!
I'm the Tomb Raider-
-Wow, that's a cool name...

[Spoken Interlude: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake]
That's not my name
Oooh, I apologize. I just... thought your parents hated you

[Refrain 2: Nathan Drake]
Anything you can steal, I can steal better
All of your treasures are safer with me

[Verse 1: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Both]
I can take care of myself!
Think this'll look good on my shelf?
Try looking from my point of view...
That anything you can do, certainly I can do, too!

[Refrain 3: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake]
Any map you can read, I can read better-
Reading the room is not one of your strengths...

[Verse 2: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Both]
No, its not. Get your own
Can't we talk? Buy a phone
Lara! Nathan!
Have some- faith in-
Me and my cartography skills!
[Refrain 4: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake]
Any thug you can kill, I can kill softer!
Violence is silent when I'm on the job

[Verse 3: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Both]
Gotta be quick! And sharp-eyed!
He's not dead... Well, I tried
And no one will know how the this bad guy died
'cause no one's as stealthy as me!
(Shhhh!)

[Verse 4: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Both]
I can survive in most any condition!
Dispose of a stiff with no morgue or mortician!
All of your loot combined-
-pales to what I can find!
You're just a knock-off of me!

[Refrain 5: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Both]
Any shorts you can wear, I can wear shorter!
My shorts are shorter than your ugly pants!

[Verse 5: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Both]
Short as these? Honey, please
I can wear any pair in a squeeze!
[Spoken Interlude: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake]
What was that?
A, uh, snake... ripping its... pants?

[Refrain 6: Nathan Drake]
Any punch you can take, I can take harder!
I'll get hit anywhere harder than you!

[Spoken: Lara Croft]
You win

[Spoken Interlude: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake]
Do you mind?
Sharing? No. Not at all
Go find your own spot

[Refrain 7: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake]
Anywhere you can hide, I can hide also
We're gonna die and it's all been your fault!

[Bridge: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Both]
No, it's not! Yes, it is!
Move your boot! Mine or his?
No one rolls with such elegant ease!
Blows holes in my enemies' knees!
You're a thorn in my side
And we just about died
Cause you just can't abide that I'm better than you!
[Outro: Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Both]
Anywhere you can climb, I can climb higher!
I can climb anyplace
Higher than you!