[Verse 1]
It's New Year's Eve, I'm in Glendora
I'm the only living person in Glendora
Headin' east on the freeway
I left my prom dress on the bus stop in Duarte
I switch the roles, you take advantage
You know I always like to play the victim
And would you fuck me? 'Cause I'd fuck me
Am I your wet nap? Freestyle walkin'

[Chorus]
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
Come back for more, do it again
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
Come back for more, do it again

[Verse 2]
I'm on my way, I want to see you
You're in your bedroom with some dancers, I'm beneath you
I come inside, I hear the door slam
You tell me if I really loved you, I'd get with them
They make me sick, you make me sicker
But I want to please you, so I go and I get with her
I close my eyes, I think about me
I'm just your wet nap, freestyle walkin'
[Chorus]
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
Come back for more, do it again
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain (I cry)
Come back for more, do it again (Do it again)

[Bridge]
I should find someone better for me
But Mom says we're born this way
Every time I come over to your house
You just shit on my face
And you know it, you know it, you know
You know it really freaks me out

[Verse 3]
I drove for hours on bad directions
I arrive, there's something you forgot to mention
An afterthought, straight to the tabby
"Sorry, angel, went to Reno, happy, happy"
It ate the rest– "why do you, Jenny?
I'm in a booth, it's almost twelve– your favorite Denny's
Another year, I need a Sunday
I'm just your side bet, freestyle walkin'

[Chorus]
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
Come back for more, do it again
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
Come back for more, do it again
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
Come back for more, do it again
(I cry, I cry, I cry, I cry)
[Outro (Spoken)]
Thank you very much!