Sometimes I stand outside the Quickmart
He said 'Tomorrow's another day, Laura'
I said 'My name is not Laura'

But thanks for the advice
There's a jar outside the store here
Donations for Vinnie

Vinnie's got a rare disease
He's melting as we speak

Sometimes I look into the mirror
God, I'm such a jerk
Put a guitar here, please
One of your shredding leads

Sometimes I stand outside the Quickmart
He said 'Tomorrow's another day, Laura'
I said 'My name is not Laura'

My name is not Laura
My name is not Laura
My name is not Laura
My name is not Laura