Howdy folks! What's the good word?
I've got a beak, but I'm not a bird
I'm a mixed-up mammal and a crazy cluck
Quack, Quack, Quack... I'm Platypus Duck!

Hiya, Scooby, how do ya do? (Scooby-Doo: Hi!)
I mean, you got yourself in quite a stew (Scooby-Doo: Yeah!)
So, let me help you out of your bad luck
Quack, Quack, Quack... I'm Platypus Duck!

I can take you to the Wacky Wizard
He's always helping people in a jam
But if we run into the Lousy Lizard
Eeeeeverybody better scram!

Let's hit the river, and away we roam
To find the Wizard who can send you home
We can make it with a little bit of luck
Quack, Quack, Quack... I'm Platypus Duck!