...And now here they are!

The most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever whirl their wheels in the Wacky Races

Competing for the title of world's wackiest racer

The cars are approaching the starting line

First, is the Turbo Terrific driven by Peter Perfect

Next is Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon

Manoeuvring for position is the Army Surplus Special

Right behind is the Ant Hill Mob in their Bullet Proof Bomb

Then there's ingenious inventor Pat Pending in his Convert-A-Car

Oh! Here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamour gal of the gas pedal

Next we have the Bouldermobile with the Slag Brothers, Rock & Gravel

Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome, and right on their tail is the Red Max

And there's the Arkansas Chug-A-Bug with Luke & Blubber Bear
Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine with those double dealing do-badders Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttley. And even now they're up to some dirty trick

And they're off... to a standing start. And why not, they've been chained to a post, by Dick Dastardly, who shifts into the wrong gear

And away they go... on the way-out Wacky Races

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