Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone age family
Hello, Fred and Wilma
They're a couple just like you and me

Dino is our little dinosaur
He's good, but nobody knows what for
When you meet the Flintstones
Have a Yabba-Dabba-Doo time
A Dabba-Doo time
You'll have a gay old time!

Rubbles, meet the Rubbles
That's the other stone age family
Barney, and his Betty
They're as neighborly as they can be
Barney, I'm Fred's bosom buddy friend
As long as he has a buck to lend
When you're with the Rubbles
Have a Scooba-Dooba-Doo time
A Dooba-Doo time
You'll have a gay old time!