[Intro]
Who loves ya baby? Ha
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony

[Chorus 1]
'Cause I've got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
(She made I laugh, haha)

[Verse 1]
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(Ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(Ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
(Ooh aah ooh aah)
Come on now, darlin', you've got something I need
[Chorus 1]
'Cause I've got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

[Post-Chorus]
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony

[Verse 2]
I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
(Ooh aah ooh aah)
We'll 'ave twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed
(Ooh aah ooh aah)
And you know I'll love you, darlin', so give me your hand
(Ooh aah ooh aah)
But thing I want the most is all they acres of land

[Verse 3]
For seven long years I've been alone in this place
(Ooh aah ooh aah)
Pigs sleep in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
(Ooh aah ooh aah)
Now if I cleaned it up, would you change your mind?
(Ooh aah ooh aah)
I'll give up drinkin scrumpy and that lager and lime
[Chorus 1]
'Cause I've got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

[Post-Chorus]
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony

[Verse 4]
Weren't we a grand couple at that last Wurzel dance?
(Ooh aah ooh aah)
I wore brand new gaiters and me corderoy pants
(Ooh aah ooh aah)
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
(Ooh aah ooh aah)
We had our photos took, and us holdin' hands
[Chorus 2]
Now, I've got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Now that we'm both past our fifties, I think that you and me
Should stop this gallivanting, and will you marry me?
'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key

[Post-Chorus]
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in
Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony

[Outro]
Ah, you're a fine lookin' woman, and i can't wait to get me hands on your land, hahaha