They like to chat about the dresses they will wear tonight
They chew the fat about their tresses and the neighbours fight
Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know
Become essential things that women find so apropos
But that's a dame they're all the same, it's just a game
They call it girl talk, girl talk

They all meow about the ups and downs of all their friends
The who and the how the why, they dish the dirt it never ends
The weaker sex the speaker sex we mortal males behold
But though we joke we wouldn't trade you for a crock of gold
So baby stay and gab away but hear me say
That after girl talk, talk to me

They all meow about the ups and downs of all their friends
The who, the how, the why, they dish the dirt it never ends
The weaker sex the speaker sex we mortal males behold
But though we joke we wouldn't trade you for a crock of gold
So baby stay and gab away but hear me say
That after girl talk, talk to me