What if god makes jokes with his big brain
And he's really sorry about all the pain
He's watching humans writhe and cough
While he's busy laughing his ass off

What if God's not one of us
(What if God's not one of us)
What if God's not one of us
(What if God's not one of us)

What if God don't have no master plan
Not more or less than any man
What if God's an alien
And he don't really like humans

What if God's not one of us
(What if God's not one of us)
What if God's not one of us
(What if God's not one of us)

[Guitar Solo]

What if God rides in a U.F.O
And maybe you don't wanna know
Well you think he's someone you can trust
Well what if God's not one of us
What if God's not one of us
(What if God's not one of us)
What if God's not one of us
(What if God's not one of us)

What if god's not really on our side
And the reverends, priests and rabbis lied
And we're just vermin on the earthen crust
With no one to watch over us

What if God's not one of us
(What if God's not one of us)
What if God's not one of us
(What if God's not one of us)

What if God's not one of us?
Just an alien on a bus
Can't even find his way home