Everybody needs to believe in somethin'
I believe I'll have another beer

Fundamental
Gun controllers
Right-to-lifers
Holy rollers

Searching for identity, it's clear
Everybody needs to believe in somethin'
I believe I'll have another beer

Fags in combat
Bus in schools
More bullshit
From liberal fools

Ain't got a snowball's chance in hell for an idea
Everybody needs to believe in somethin'
I believe I'll have another beer

I believe I'll have another beer
Hey, I believe I'll have another beer
Everybody needs to believe in somethin'
I believe, I believe
I believe I'll have another beer
That's way too fast
The truth cuts too close
You can't sell that
On either coast

Gotta write about romance to get rich, that's what I hear
Everybody needs to believe in somethin'
I believe I'll have another beer

I believe I'll have another beer
Hey, I believe I'll have another beer
Everybody needs to believe in somethin'
I believe, I believe
I believe I'll have another beer