[Intro]
(His language is simple and down to earth
At times he is shocking, crass and vulgar.)

[Madchild] Yo, what’s up Flip-Lo?
[Flipout] Yo, what’s up Mad-Lo?
[Madchild] Yo, I’m chillin’, word
[Flipout] Word, yo, I can feel this fat track comin’ at ya
[Madchild] You know what I’m sayin’?

[Flipout]
This is how we’re coming right now
Kind of like-a-like-a-like-a mule kick, the mule kick
What? The mule kick. So just kick it like this


[Verse 1] Madchild
Howdy, here comes the rowdy
Lowdown gringo
Señorita swing when I sting ‘em with my lingo
Bingo was his name-O, McDonald has a daughter
I oughta tell you why I’m called the mass marauder
Slam you like a kilo bacteriën, like a piñata
I’ve got a lot of barnyard beavers
So yippy-yi-yo, I pull a hoe like a farmer
Calm her, I’m a charmer when I’m rollin’ with your mama
In the hay, I stay on the deal for real
‘Cause rats love to cheese up and pigs love to squeal
Ee-eye-oh, I know you want to know the bear facts
It’s giddy-up or saddle up, I never ride the bare back
The fact I hold the [?] I'm getting in too deep
‘Cause I’m a honkey, straight goin’ donkey
Tough like Tonka, I buck like a mule
She calls me Bob Vila because of the way I use my tool
It ain’t my fault your moms living like a whore
But thanks to me, your sister ain’t a virgin no more

[Hook]

That’s the mule kick, the mule kick
The mule kick, the mule kick
The mule kick, the mule kick
I said, all you'll receive is a kick in the butt


[Verse 2] Flipout
So get along little doggy
‘Cause here comes Rogie
Madchild the mule going over heels like an old fogey
Roll up the barrel and spark up a stogie
Then after I gave more flavor then a polish pirogi
Get the butter, spread it, [?] and I hope the white bread
Make your choice but don’t dread
Now wake up you sleepyhead
Hey, you don’t remember where you saw me at?
You thought I forgot, your mom an insomniac (woo)
‘Cause if you snooze, you lose
Or there’ll be no catching else neither
My skills are ill, so try to catch the beeper
Put a hoe in Labrador an yeah, I can retriever
‘Cause I’ll be pulling in more chicks than [?]
‘Cause I can macaroni without being cheesy
I’m the god of [?] easy portuguesey
I’m comin’ down for a landing like Michael on Bonanza
Ride along a track as I gallop with my stanza
So the lowdown, or the hoedown is on the download
I’ma whip the banjo, so yo, my man Madchild
I know that you can do damage
Get on the mic ‘cause I know you get cabbage

[Verse 3] Madchild
I’ma get the door ‘cause I heard the bells
Flip, should I let ‘em in? (Oh what the hell)
It’s Robbie. My kemosabe waiting in the lobby
He’s got a fat hooker, smoking Buddha is his hobby
The Madchild with fad styles, the little rough wrangler
If a girl tries to play me, I’m going to strangle her
I’m running around in circles like a never-ending corner
I can tell it’s so simple, flirt then lean around the corner


[Hook]

That’s the mule kick, the mule kick
That`s mule kick, the mule kick
That`s mule kick, the mule kick
All you'll receive is a kick in the butt


[Flipout]
The mule kick
Ya, that’s the mule
Haa, yeah
Now bring it back, bring it back
Get a kick in the ass

[Verse 4]
A horse is a horse of course like [?]
I’m too sexy and slick like [?]
Instead of trying to find an old pro with filler back gap
I find a young girl and spray my load just like a fat cat
I can make her holler like she’s hot under the collar
Checking shows on the list to make a fist full of dollars
I’m making girls heads bob like a slow blowjob
I rob from the rich and I steal from the poor

[Verse 5] Flipout
OK, now I’ma cast some black and it’s always on purpose
Giving it all it’s worth even though it seems worthless
I tell my moms I’m working but until she thinks I’m jerking
The situations risen and I’m certain that it’s written
“But mom, but, but.”
“No buts” she says. Get your butt in gear
Or your butts out of here


[Hook]

That’s the mule kick, the mule kick
And its the mule kick, the mule kick
The mule kick, the mule kick
I said, all you'll receive is a kick in the butt


[Outro] Flipout
You'll get the mule kick, the mule kick
That's what your getting
It's the mule kick, the mule kick
Never forgetting

It's the mule kick, the mule kick
And now your sweating
All you'll receive is a kick in the butt