[Intro - Jeff Anderson as Randal Graves & Drew Morgan's Nephew]
How could you lie like that? Learn to vent. Vent your frustrations. Come on, who pisses you off?
This song is called "Everybody Shut Up" by DJ Pac-Man
Everybody shut up in this world (Three, two, one)
Everybody shut up in this whole continent
Everybody shut up in this country
Everybody shut up in this city

[Verse 1]
Believe it, I'm beatin' the Boundary Break, like Shesez
I just copped a sandwich order, followed by the B-meds
Oh, just got the ping, I gotta holler at the cheap thread
Sounds like everybody on this fuckin' planet needs Dev
I'll be in the walk-in on my walkie-talkie
Honkin' at the problems gets me so exhaustied
I just wanna robo-box people
Solving it's impossible, the joystick faulty
Everything is awesome when it don't involve me
Think before the answer's salty
Dicky-dot, hit the switch, ensured the restart
Gotta go do errands but I lost my keyfob
Now I gotta trust the D-walk
Simple, I will use this time intrinsic to do what I want, so
When I'm up in Shaw's with simple thoughts I don't feel plenty lost
Games are fun until it's all I have time for
Now I juggle simple fun and all the eyesore
That I changed my fuckin' life for
Frequent is the beepin' of my phone from many loves, who are
Askin' me if after three if I could grab some lunch
[Hook 1]
But is it mean? Is it off? To ignore?
I just thought the game could have another Option4
N***as who the symbol of a tumbling [?]
Guess I can absorb until my posture lost support
Didn't really mean to be off or be weird
I just need a moment to be quiet and be clear
If I was in present writing "How to Capture Fear"
Couldn't bear the burdens of the ones who plugged my ear
(and it's) Dot!

[Verse 2]
So when I've done my carrying for day, delayed the merriment
Don't see the flare again until before I need to sandwich it
Between the camera lens or what I'm flipping on the air again
While it's blamming I be like "oh shit, forgot the rest of it"
Yeah, I'm blessed with it
Keycaps tappin in my sentences
But when I'm stressed with shit
I need that hour of collectionist, 'cause
Little Devin is supposed to be that healing jester kid for
Any pester quip that seems to feed on hurtful expletives, on
Screen of section six as I'm needed to go defend a list of
Many roles I'm in
I be playin' it and passin' things
In support class IRL, I am probably platinum rank
I am needed, so I stay
That's the way, hide my shrug
Silent Bug, his bottle raw
Howard chose to find his son
Leave the cautions bold, options old, pill will sign the dub
Grief the aisle, tall my pile of bowls until the rhyming's done
Achieve what I was told, the sky was gold, but then the files smudge
[Hook 2]
Me, in a blotch, so I'm scoring
I was doing quests up on the side and so I earned
Nothing from my path with the satisfaction blurred
What it really means to be that player playing first
Didn't really mean to be lost or be here
I just need a moment to be quiet and be clear
If I was in present writing "How to Capture Fear"
Couldn't bear the burdens of the ones who plugged my ear
(and it's) Dot!
Uh!

[Outro - Jamaal Williams & Reporter]
You're holdin' me right now, I just wanna go home and play Pokemon. We--
Go home and play PokeMAN?
Yeah--PokeMON! Don't do that. You can't disrespect Pokemon like that. PokeMAN?
I said Pokemon! Mon, alright?!
You sounded old
I got my nephew some Pokemon cards, they're kind of a big deal
Eughhh, I don't know what cards you got 'em, but they must've sucked, 'cause you--you calling 'em PokeMAN, but it's all fine, nevermind! I'm off--topic, come on! My bad