Kenny Segal
A Big Mess

[Verse 1: Self Jupiter]
Three hours later traffic's at a stand still
Multiple shots fired
Man waving a gun out of a speeding Camaro
Apparently barrelled into a crowd at speeds to up around 100 mph
As he laughs he never lets off the gas
Whatever made him tick is broken now and can't be fixed
How can someone just snap like that with all four tires flat?
Don't make no damn sense
Hot metal grinding, winding terror of torque is intense
What kind of engine he’s running under there
Despair? Hate fueled by renewable energy?
Super sport?
Why won't he just stop?
So much noise and smoke happening at one time
Rush hour, people tryin' to get home witness the flying debris
An exploding piston destroyed a palm tree
Everything in slow motion, domino effect
18 wheeler couldn't brake in time
Watching a madman drag race his way into hell
The good thing is that he lost his mind
Leaving a trail of gas and oil
Making a nightmare for Caltrans
This is definitely not gonna be a happy ending
Oh my god, I can't watch
Never seen so many cops
Helicopters, news reporters covering thier ears in shock
Shots fired
Man with a plastic face crosses his wires
Ex-hitman for hire loses desire to love
Responsible for countless lifelines expired
Lost his girl and retired
They killed her
Revenge is sweet, revenge is pie
[Verse 2: Self Jupiter]
I arrived on the scene at zero one hundred hours
Abruptly my lap dance was interupted by phone call
Chief medical examiner, my boss, yelled at the top of his lungs
Drop everything you're doing and get in your car
Back away from the titty bar
When I pulled up I couldn’t believe what I was seeing
About a thousand or so lifeless human beings split in half
Bloody path of torsos made way to a dead end
It’s apparent that the freak who did this
Rests in that heaping lump of hot metal up yonder
It didn’t even look like a car
I guess he thought he can just dissapear into solid concrete pillar
My job is not to judge, I’m just a cleaner
A vacuum crime scene mop boy
And I never seen anything like this before
One of the victim's legs was somehow sticking out from beneath the transmission
The car was basically all engine
We put all the mismatched parts in one big fat cart
Sort them all later on the conveyer
After the press conference I seen the mayor behind a building
Hunched over, giving up his lunch in pink chunks
I've been doing this for 30 years and I tell you
I even wanted to gag