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Loso vs. Holmzie Da God
[Round 1: Loso]
Yo he said, "Holmzie da gizzod"
They be actin' like he's so lit
Please tell me how I'm supposed to respect his name when Smack don't even know his?
This is easy
Ayo we got Loso versus...another Loud member
I know you prolly proud but if I'm honest Holmzie, anybody else could've got this round
I mean Smack said any names I didn't want to battle, "Well just jot it down."
So I started sendin' 'em for Banned
What that mean? Not a Loud (allowed)!
Ayo, you still mad I ain't take you for my URL debut?
Well I don't care
Hе thought I was so scared until I ended up on N.O.M.E. whеre
The jealousy started and he hit the league like, "This was no fair."
Brother I turned you down several times cause I thought you were low tier
So this battle is somethin' like Tourette's Syndrome
How I swear I got Loud outta nowhere!
You wanna go there?
Well I remember yo' PG
That's why you lame son
Cause how you lose to an average Joe and then became one?
I could name some
Reasons why I wanted no parts
Your crew almost left you after that slow start
Meaning you had a lil' drive and was barely Loud like a go-kart
I thought Homer would get a grip without havin' to choke Bart
But every step you took ended up in a box like a flowchart
I call a spade a spade, you have no heart
That's why to me you a Bird Holmez, like the Ozarks
Oh you gettin' drugged tonight, and they gon' learn today
Y'all booked Holmzie versus Ooops thinkin' that that jerk was great
Puttin' a politician with God? That was the worst mistake
Y'all should've known there was a clear separation between church and state
Man, that's why y'all fake
Tryin' to fix Holmz' up on my watch
What is this? HGTV?
Thinkin' we can rock band (Banned) together but we ain't AC/DC
Ohhh, y'all tried to put this on God's time like AD/BC
But I ain't playin' Holmz' (home) game tonight, I'm like KD's PG
Ayo you see me?
The intangibles I got are not yours
This the level you will always stay at Holmz, how are you not bored?
You are so predictable
Like, God he on the block wavin' it
You need to stop boy
I said "Gotti", "Block" "Wave" and "Nit"
I'm a Champion, that's why they put me at the top for (four)!
Okay I got more
They booked you versus Rum Nitty and you died
That's why they'll never put your name with the greats
Cause even though you outside, they've been thinkin' about Home less ever since they gave him that plate
Bro that's why I say you shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house
I can see through, Holmz (homes) for sure like a beach view
I can't believe you, never got put on for N.O.M.E
They tried to build you up, noticed the core was wrong
They ain't have the right tools to fix ya flow
So they brought you to Lo's (Lowes) to see what I had in store for Holmz (homes)
Yo, let's bring up N.O.M.E. again
I know it pains you, knowing that that's something your friends even did
Watchin' other stars tour through Holmz (homes) like MTV Cribs
Ayo, Marquis, why don't you tell 'em how you asked for my co-sign
But I told you "no" cause I didn't have to
Just like a home, thinkin' the praise'll (appraisal) be the thing to give him value
Oh you a life coach?
This bum a life coach?
Bro who did you ever walk with through the lows and highs?
Or ever give them the Blueprint and the God Son like you were Hov' and Nas?
Where I'm from, you either play ball or go to jail, some would even hope to die
That's why you gotta be an athlete or a criminal
You really gotta weigh out the pros and cons
That's why it's annoying me, how you haven't learned how it works
It's called loyalty
I learned that in the hood before I ever learned that in church
Ayo, y'all tell me what's worse
Prep actin' like Twork, Slade and T as a weird little gimmick
Or this New Jersey kid who thinks he's on top when clearly he isn't?
Man, what's the difference?
Ayo, you are clinically bi-polar, that's why I'm glad he left
Cause how is somebody with a multiple personality disorder gonna mad at Prep
I'm upset
Cause y'all got me goin' in circles with this dumb clown
But that's what happens when you put the coldest act (cul de sac) in front of Holmz (homes) with only one round
I got charisma, punches and a flow that's cold
I knew he was gonna lose round one
Too bad you ain't lose ya soul
[Round 1: Holmzie Da God]
He just told y'all how I wasn't ready for N.O.M.E. and how my career wasn't good enough and how I couldn't hack it
Why would I ever worry about N.O.M.E. when I already did a Summer Madness?
We got...seven days prep?
Short rounds?
You already know what I can do with this set
It's lookin' like Loso versus Holmzie Da...you know who in the flesh
I already knocked ya homie head off
What I did to Saga was a beautiful death
Now I'ma raise the stakes
How High?
Well ya man just got smoked, so I'm puttin' you to the test
I don't give a fuck about no salvation
So don't get on stage tryin' to save my soul in here
Talkin' 'bout, "I can get you to Heaven."
Why the fuck would I want to go? Bitch, ain't no hoes in there
Blasphemous, I know, but this round all Hell gon' get released
You know the story of Jonah
You spent all this time runnin' from God and it landed you in the belly of the beast
The Horsemen?!
They lost they path
They started off dope but now both them dudes is wack
Saga and Hymns had Amazing Grace periods, but both them n***as tunes went flat
Can't pinpoint when your back got put up against the wall but, you can't even keep your crew in tac(t)
Ward the best Horseman right now
It seem like the white man took over Christianity, but y'all should be used to that
It's truth to that
And he gon' hear it and get as mad as can be
A. Ward should've told you
You gonna spend this whole round talkin' to God and still end up losin' the battle to me
I got a few choice words for you and I can't promise you a single one's polite
Cause I read Luke 8:17 and it told me what is done in the dark is always gon' come to light
Oh you better come to fight
Cause I looked into ya past, and shit got worse progressively
I wanna play a little game Loso
And it's called Do You Have Integrity?
All you have to do is stop me if I tell a lie
But even if you wanted to you couldn't
Defended Mike P's girl "I defended your honor versus Ryda."
But...left out the part where he tried to give Ryda bars to say about that woman
It's the fact that you act all high and mighty is what gets to me
Jehovah's died on the cross lying between two men
You crossed two men by lyin' to-
They asked you what Jesus would do and you took this shit literally
Anything for a 3-0 huh?
A backhand is what you deserve at least bitch
You embrace Mike right before the world try to crucify him
More like Judas if you ask me
N***a will do anything for them 30 pieces
So you wanted to help a woman defend herself after assistin' a n***a talkin' about her?
Not cool
The Bible said Jesus hung with the heathens
Bitch he be hangin' out with n***as like me- not you
You cuss more than me
You drink more than me
But you try to tell me about myself? N***a not today
I never met an alcoholic preacher who the fuck is this Busta?
Pastor Courvoisier ('Pass The Courvoisier')?
I can't stand this n***a, his angles the way he rap and the way he lyin'
Bitch I'm still mad at you for battlin' Barry Bandz and mentioning his baby dyin'
What gives you right to speak on it
That's the type of shit that let me know you more than wack
I mean I could stoop to your level and talk about how your God be killin' kids- but I'd rather pass over (Passover) that
This shit you been doin' is unacceptable Juan Carlos, you're not at all a Christian
It's too late to get back on that bike now, the train done passed you
CJ you done lost the Mission
Fuck all these Christians
Cause they pass judgement, and that's why I can't stand these n***as
Bitch to us about how JC scammed you for a verse
Then turn around and use JC in your verses to scam these n***as
You can't, swear on the Bible that what I'm sayin' is false right now
Cause if you did you'd disgrace your father
You'd be out here doin' psalms wrong
Battle rap caused you to misplace your honor
[?] Corinthians, you got caught in your traction, there's no way to stop it
Boy, you'd be bendin' the truth on every book in that Bible
Even lyin' on Ezekiel like Monet Tejada
If I ruled the world, I could respond to this Horseman takeover
But I would never bluff
It's like clubhouse cause all I need is 'One Mic' and the job is gettin' done
I know, 'I Can', do something that Nas has never done
Like, "Jesus, this one of ya kids?"
The chopper shoot God Son across the belly, I hope you 'Got Urself A Gun'
Time