[Verse 1]
Last night I think I shit the bed
Got so drunk, I gave a dude head
Life is just a merciful blur
When you pop a Pißwasser

[Chorus]
Pißwasser, don't drink it slow
3 a.m. and buy some blow
Sleep in the bathroom on the floor
What really matters anymore?

[Verse 2]
All the crap you do all day
Who fucking cares anyway?

[Chorus]
Pißwasser, this is beer
Drive drunk of a pier
Pißwasser, drink all day
It helps the trouble go away

[Outro]
Pißwasser
Cheap German Lager for export only