[Verse 1]
Well, it's Saturday and the sky is blue
Got a long list of fixer-upper things to do
The grass needs cutting, the wood needs stacking
But right now it's looking like it ain't gonna happen
'Cause that old Bayliner's sitting under the tar
Chained to the oak tree in the backyard
We could slap her on a charger, hook her on the hitch
Call up the girls, say, "Today we're gonna get"

[Chorus]
Drunk on a boat, out on the water
Find a good spot, pull the anchor out and drop her
On down to the bottom, catch a buzz on a beer
Smoke 'em if you got 'em 'til the sun disappears
Drunk on a boat, forget about the rest
All we gotta worry 'bout's an empty ice chest
You can grab a life jacket, jump in and float
Or sit right there and get drunk on a boat
(Drunk on a boat)

[Verse 2]
We've been drinking on the porch, drinking at the bar
Drinking in a campground underneath the stars
Drinking on a tailgate, feel the party fire
Soon as we fix that trailer flat tire, we'll be
[Chorus]
Drunk on a boat, out on the water
Find a good spot, pull the anchor out and drop her
On down to the bottom, catch a buzz on a beer
Smoke 'em if you got 'em 'til the sun disappears
Drunk on a boat, forget about the rest
All we gotta worry 'bout's an empty ice chest
You can grab a life jacket, jump in and float
Or sit right there and get drunk on a boat
(Drunk on a boat)

[Post-Chorus]
Who doesn't wanna be drunk on a boat?
It sure feels good to be drunk on a boat
You know if you could you'd be drunk on a boat

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Drunk on a boat, forget about the rest
All we gotta worry 'bout's an empty ice chest
You can grab a life jacket, jump in and float
Or sit right there and get drunk on a boat
(Drunk on a boat)

[Post-Chorus]
Well, who doesn't wanna be drunk on a boat?
It sure feels good to be drunk on a boat
You know if you could you'd be drunk on a boat
Well, who doesn't wanna be drunk on a boat?
It sure feels good to be drunk on a boat
You know if you could you'd be drunk on a boat