[Verse 1: Randy Houser]
I'll pour me a cold one, sit in my chair
You go on acting like I'm not even here
When it comes to heartache, word gets around
Our love's the coldest in town

[Chorus: Randy Houser and Erin Enderlin]
If we were a jukebox, our songs would be sad
We're a two-for-one special on love that's gone bad
We're serving up more misery than any beer joint around
Our love's the coldest in town

[Verse 2: Erin Enderlin]
Turn on The Late Show, I'll slip off to bed
We used to make love, now we don't even kiss
So I'll pretend that I'm sleeping when you turn the lights down
Our love's the coldest in town

[Chorus: Erin Enderlin and Randy Houser]
If we were a jukebox, our songs would be sad
We're a two-for-one special on love that's gone bad
We're serving up more misery than any beer joint around
Our love's the coldest in town

[Bridge: Erin Enderlin and Randy Houser]
I know what you're thinking: just pack up and leave
But we made a promise: we're a family
So we smile for the neighbors and go one more round
Our love's the coldest in town
[Outro: Erin Enderlin and Randy Houser]
Serving up more misery than any beer joint around
Our love's the coldest in town