[Verse 1]
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 2]
Then, I saw Mommy hugging Santa Claus
Santa hugged her back with all his might
Oh, what a kick it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

[Tapping solo]

Then, I saw Mommy touching Santa Claus
Santa touched her back right in plain sight
Oh, what a hoot it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
[Outro]
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy hugging Santa Claus last
Touching Santa Claus Last
Kissing Santa Claus last night
Oh yeah