[Intro]
Vanessa Bling
Markus Records
*Kisses teeth*
Easy yourself...
Him get a one touch, just go sit down
Hang up

[Bridge]
Stop gwan like a your man
You know that you're just a one night stand
Him and I plan a lifetime stand

[Chorus]
Him fuck you, but him love me
Mrs. Pretend-To-Be, my future guaranteed
Him fuck you, but him love me
Mrs. Pretend-To-Be, my future guaranteed, yeah
Yeah!

[Verse 1]
Mrs. Hollywood, mi body good
Me haffi get the money, get the money, 'cause me should
Don't get this misunderstood
You a the pigeon head, chicken head inna the coup
You get a one touch, the man a star
Take 'way yourself when me and him a 'par
Me get the champagne, me get the bar
You get the back seat inna the car
Nobody knows dem future
But we're gonna be together
Your in my life forever
Mi horoscope done tell me mi destiny
Nobody knows dem future
But we're gonna be together
Your in my life forever
Mi horoscope done tell me mi destiny

[Chorus]
Him fuck you, but him love me
Mrs. Pretend-To-Be, my future guaranteed
Him fuck you, but him love me
Mrs. Pretend-To-Be, my future guaranteed, yeah
Yeah!

[Verse 2]
Anything him have, me haffi get that
But, mi Legacy mi drive, yeah, a me buy that
No, me nuh poppy show; no, me nuh idiot
Mrs. Independent, you better believe that
My girl, you is a clown
And you don't have any class
Go find yourself a man
And stop give it 'way fi free
[Chorus]
Him fuck you, but him love me
Mrs. Pretend-To-Be, my future guaranteed
Him fuck you, but him love me
Mrs. Pretend-To-Be, my future guaranteed, yeah
Yeah!