I was thinking about you
While stuck along the way
Too many people passing me by
Even when I show a little leg

If I could just thump on in
But it never works that way
Tried to forget about it, baby, and
Drown myself in a drink
And somebody knocked me off my chair

They said, "If you got a friend, you better call them
Unless somebody's coming to get you"
They said, "If you got a friend, you better call them
Unless somebody's coming to get you"

So I picked myself up off the floor
Like one big bruise
I think a couple of broken ribs and
Some mother stole my shoes
Now I'm gonna have to walk it out
And tear up my feet
It's just another reminder, baby, that
Nothing works for me
And then the cops stopped and picked me up
They said, "If you got a friend, you better call them
Unless somebody's coming to get you"
They said, "If you got a friend, you better call them
Unless somebody's coming to get you"

Then the lump on my head
Stale bread and old, cold coffee
What's a fella got to do
To get a call and just talk to you?
To get a call and just talk to you
To get a call and just talk to you
Then they said they'd loan me a dime

They said, "If you got a friend, you better call them
Unless somebody's coming to get you"
They said, "If you got a friend, you better call them
Unless somebody's coming to get you"

They said, "If you got a friend, you better call them
Unless somebody's coming to get you"
I mean, if you got a friend, you better call them
Unless somebody's coming to get you