[Spoken: Tutorial Unit]
Congratulations.
You went somewhere you weren't supposed to go
Saw something you weren't supposed to see
And prevented a tidy resolution to a messy problem.
Needless to say, you're fired.

But before you go, take this "Certificate of Insanity".
We're giving it to you to ensure that no one believes you
And to ensure that we can promptly replace you without incident.

There is a truck waiting for you outside.
Take care.