Scott Cawthon
Showtime (FNAF VR)
[Intro: Tutorial Unit, Freddy Fazbear]
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Fazbear entertainment would like you to put your hands together
For the one, the only, Freddy Fazbear!
Hello everybody!
Are you ready to have a good time?
I know I am!
[Chorus: All]
Cause it's Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
For kids, it's number one!
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
Where fantasy meets fun!
[Interlude: Freddy Fazbear]
(Fun not actually guaranteed)
Well, let's meet the band!
[Verse 1: Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie]
My name is Freddy, I'm the singer in the band!
Got a hat and a big bowtie!
I'm a big brown bear, but don't be scared!
I'm a real fun lovin' guy!
Bonnie's my name, I'm hopping along
Floppy ears and a cotton tail!
My guitar is blazing, this rabbit's hare raising
Just listen to me wail! (Take it, Bonnie!)
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus: All]
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
Get your pizza by the pound!
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
Where all the kids are safe and sound!
[Interlude]
(Fazbear Entertainment
Offers absolutely no guarantees
Regarding guest safeties)
[Verse 2: Chica, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy, Bonnie]
Hey, I'm Chica, the lady of the group
My singing is a treat! (So sweet!)
But keep an eye on your pizza
'Cause I'm a bird who likes to eat!
Nam-nam-nam-nam!
Finally, there's Foxy
One eye and a hook for a hand!
He hangs out over in Pirate's Cove
Now you've met all the members of the band!
[Chorus: All]
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
The fun just can't be beat!
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
It's time for us to eat!
[Spoken: Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Chica, All]
"For the next hour"
"Add meats to any kids' pizza for just a dollar!"
"And if your parents really love you"
"They'll buy you a thirty-two ounce Freddy Fountain Drink!"
"And don't forget"
"All the popular kids sign up for our mailing list"
"And get free stuff on their birthday!"
"Freddy Fazbear's Pizza"
"Where fantasy meets fun"
[Outro: All, Bonnie]
Freddy Fazbear's, Freddy Fazbear's
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!
Freddy Fazbear's, Freddy Fazbear's
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! (Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, hey!)
Freddy Fazbear's (Oh, Freddy Fazbear's)
Freddy Fazbear's (Oh, Freddy Fazbear's)
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!