[Verse 1]
Hey, calling all imaginary friends!
Today, don't want no one to tell me how it ends
Took breathing for granted
And now I don't know how to breathe
Something that you planted
Just won't get up and leave

[Chorus]
You only get to play one time
Lenny Bruce's bug eyes stare from an LP
Asking me just what kind
Of fight I got in me
I harbored some ambition
To turn it up like that
I already had obstacles so
Why'd you have to cheat?

[Verse 2]
Hey, I'm bewildered and writing myself notes
That say, "If you fake happiness then no one knows."
Convince yourself
And then you've got it made
There'll be no black of night
Just turned out lights
[Chorus]
You only get to play one time
Lenny Bruce's bug eyes stare from an LP
Asking me just what kind
Of fight I got in me
I harbored some ambition
To turn it up like that
I already had roadblocks so
Why'd you have to cheat?

[Bridge]
It's a long story, tell you later
And now the sky looks like Turner
From specifics to the dawn
I've got so many back-burners
That keep on
On

[Bridge 2]
You laughed out loud about someone who
Couldn't get their shit together
I laughed along, ha-ha
I almost wish you knew me better

[Outro]
Hey, calling all imaginary friends!
Hey, calling all imaginary friends!
Hey, calling all imaginary friends!
Hey, calling all imaginary friends!
Hey, calling all imaginary friends!
Hey, calling all imaginary