Hey man, are you ready for this?
Yeah I was ready twenty years ago!
Okay, al- let’s do this
Here we go!

So It’s Finally Time
All Thanks to You
It’s the game revival
You Helped Come True!
They said this Scene’s dead-
That’s a load of Yap
And we’re here to prove it with this familiar rap

His name’s on the box
And He’s Green as Heck
But Cross this Lizard
And You’ll get wrecked!
There's Plenty of Room
Between His Orange Crests
So He's the Perfect Partner
For this buddy Quest!
He's Quick, Nimble
And Rolls Real Fast
And He Flies his Pants
On the ShripWreck Mast
Yooka!
Yooka-Laylee!
A lizard and a Bat
What's Up with that?

Yooka!
Yooka-Laylee!
A Lizard and a Bat
And A Snake in a Hat

Her name comes second
But don’t be fooled
Badmouth this bat
And you’ll get schooled!
She’ll send your head spinning
With her Sonar Rings
She can soar the air
With her super strong wings
With Her on your side
You’re sure to find
The many golden goodies
The Adventure Hides!

Yooka!
Yooka-Laylee!
A lizard and a Bat
What's Up with that?
Yooka!
Yooka-Laylee!
A Lizard and a Bat
And A Snake in a Hat

They’re Finally together!
And Stronger as Two
Yooka and Laylee
Are Real Cool Dudes
Their Buddy Trowzer
Will Power Your Moves
While Dr. Puzz provides the Nuts, Bolts, and Screws!
We Really Hope
You Have a Blast
‘Cos This FriendShip
Is Built to Last!

The Pagies, in Cagies
Who’ll Set Them Free?
Just Take A Look
A Duo Called Yooka-Laylee (x5)