Grant Kirkhope
DK Rapsody
[Intro]
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see

[Verse 1]
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK Crew!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK, Donkey Kong!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!

[Verse 2]
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK, Donkey Kong!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!

[Post-Chorus]
DK, Donkey Kong, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

[Verse 3]
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK, Donkey Kong!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!

[Bridge]
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
[Verse 4]
I see a little silhouetto of a Kong
Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, take you through the Monkey Rap!
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Donkey Kong) Donkey Kong, (Donkey Kong) Donkey Kong
DK, Donkey Kong is here, Donkey Kong is here
So they're finally here, performing for you
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
DK, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong is here
Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is here
(He is here!) DK, DK, Donkey Kong is here
(He is here!) DK, DK, Donkey Kong is here
(He is here!) Donkey Kong is here
(He is here!) Donkey Kong is here
(Donkey Kong is) here
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh!
(Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mamma mia, he is here!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too, he's here, he's here, he's here!
Huh!

[Verse 5]
He's back again and about time too
And this time, he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK, Donkey Kong is here!
Huh!
Huh!
Huh!

[Verse 6]
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

[Outro]
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Huh!