Grant Kirkhope
Phantom Returns, Act 3 - The Roast
[Verse]
Beep-0, my old pal, so to say
Spare me your insight, 'cause you're never ever right
You'd be keener to be a vacuum cleaner
You truly look like one, you talk and kill the fun
Heroes? You're copycats, you're zeroes
I can't take it anymore, I'm sick of the lousy four
The eggplant, the socialite, the weakling, and the bore
You'll never replace me, I'm the one the public adore