LilDeuceDeuce
Musical Suicide
[Verse 1: Thomas Ridgewell and Jennifer Bingham]
Darling, stop!
I'm gonna jump!
Don't do it! I'm sorry, I blew it
It's too little, too late (No!)
You can't change my fate (Please!)
I'll leave you and this whole cruel world behind... permanently!
No!

[Verse 2: Thomas Ridgewell and Jennifer Bingham]
Please, don't throw it all away! (Why should I stay?)
I swear I'll never leave, I'll never stray! (You never behave)
I promise I'll never leave you for another! (I've heard it before!)
And I'm sorry that I shot your brother (I don't recall...)

[Verse 3: Thomas Ridgewell and Jennifer Bingham]
Please take me back, I swear I'll make this work!
You always say things like that, and then you treat me like a jerk
When it comes to love, you come first (I have a condition!)
It's too late, you'll never change, you're the worst!
I can change, I can learn... new positions!

[Verse 4: Thomas Ridgewell and Jennifer Bingham]
If I die, you'll know the pain I feel inside!
You'll suffer the way I did when you lied
Don't do it!
Goodbye!
[Outro: Thomas Ridgewell and Jennifer Bingham]
Wait! I... I love you..
...I love you t--
Wow, I don't know you. Sorry I thought with... the hair and... I'm gonna go

[Verse 5: Todd Bryanton (paid full version)]
This is the part where the song would normally end
But I've got a special treat in store for you my friends
Because you bought the song on iTunes or Amazon
You get to hear me singing at the end of the song!
I really hope you didn't pirate this
(That makes me sad)
Give me all your money give it quick
(That makes me glad)
I guess that's the end so maybe I should go
Oh wait, there's more!
Random keyboard solo!