Everyday I look in the mirror
My hair is short and boring
Maybe if I change my look
I can get some YouTube glory

Cuz if I had a YouTube Haircut
Like Anthony from Smosh
If I had a YouTube haircut
All the girls would be like "Omigosh!"

"I'm gonna like, and favourite and subscribe
Cuz your YouTube haircut drives me wild
Like a majestic eagle nest on top of your head"
Maybe I could get more twitter followers
If my head just featured bigger follicles
Time to say goodbye to my forehead

I need a YouTube Haircut

But it's not about the hair
It's about the music
Maybe I should just practice more
Nah, screw it!

Cuz if I had a YouTube Haircut
Like Dean from Jack and Dean
I could be the hair apparent
I could rule the YouTube scene
Wave your fringe in the air like you just don't care
It ain't worth a share if you ain't got the hair
Haven't you heard that sometimes more is more
I'll grow my hair so big it'll snap my neck
Gettin' YouTube famous on the Internet
All I need's a big-ass pompadour
I need a YouTube Haircut

[Roomie]

Todd, you fool, it's hopeless: can't you see?
No matter what you do, you'll never look as good as me!

Maybe Roomie's right after all
Time to face the facts
No matter what, my hair
Will never look as good as that
So instead I'll wear a hat
HATS ARE LOVELY!
I gotta wear a hat
HATS ARE NEAT!
Raspberry berets are really ga-reat
You can wear a sombrero, if you're losing your hair, oh no
I don't need a YouTube Haircut