[Jayme Gutierrez: Deady Bear]
How did I get here?
Am I dead or alive?
Suddenly I can speak
But I feel hollow inside
For years I couldn't move
I was trapped in a void
Just a toy
A slave to a miserable boy
The boy grew up into a monstrous man
And his head filled up with monstrous plans
He never realized I was biding my time
Dreaming of revenge and planning my crimes

I'm the Deady Bear
I’ll fill your heart full of despair
You’ll get a big surprise
Meet your grizzly demise
When I catch you unawares

[LilDeuceDeuce: Leperchaun]

I am the Leperchaun
And I've been cursed with leprosy
So your sob story doesn’t mean a thing to me
You think you scare me? Ha, too bad Deady!
Your gimmick’s more played out than Five Nights at Freddys
I could breathe and instantly spread disease everywhere
So what'cha gonna do? Hit me with a Care Bear stare?
I spit flames on the mic, time for you to retire
Remember, only you can prevent forest fires
I’m the Leperchaun (Leperchaun!)
I won’t stop til your life is gone (all gone!)
Come and see my pot of gold
Down six feet below
Close your eyes now it won’t be long

[Deady Bear]

Face it, Leperchaun! Your threats are getting old
What’s so great about an undergrown gnome with a cold?
I’m Dr. Monster’s original prototype
You’re just a half-assed Irish stereotype
Then again, we aren’t so different in the end
Maybe we could team up together as friends
Step into my home and I’ll feed you a bite
Too hot, too cold...just right!

[Deady Bear and Leperchaun]
I'm the Deady Bear
I'm the Leperchaun
I’ll fill your heart full of despair
I won’t stop til your life is gone
You’ll get a big surprise
Meet your grizzly demise
When I catch you unawares
[Leperchaun]

You’re unbearable, your food makes me ill
I shoulda never ate anything a Bear Grills
You’re pathetic , you make other teddies ashamed
You even make Teddy Rux-spin in his grave
Why you boo hooing like Whiney the Pooh
You’re even more unnecessary than Ted 2
Keep this up, and I’m gonna make you buy the farm
You’re not the only one with the right to bear arms

I’m the Leperchaun (leperchaun!)
I won’t stop til your life is gone (all gone!)
You can try to run and hide
But I see through your disguise
Close your eyes now it won’t be long