[Chorus]
Do you wanna go skateboards?
Yes, I am real man!
Do you wanna go skateboards?

[Verse 1]
I’m going to punch you in the face!
But it’s opposite day
Oh, noooo!
When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!
Why wait?
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Knock knock!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Who’s there?
Desmond, the Moon Bear!
I’m going to punch your face
In the face
Noooooooo!
Hello, hello, hello…
Hello!
Oh no!

[Chorus]
Do you wanna go skateboards?
Do you wanna go skateboards?
[Verse 2]
Honey, why is the baby on fire?
(baby coos)
Buy me more jewelry!
You’re gonna die!
We’re all gonna die
(gunshot) Bye Brian!
Kitten fight!
Banana fight!
Hey, you wanna play catch the knife?
NOOOOooooo!
Rainbows!
Die, potato!
Nooooo!
(smunch)
Throw the cheeeeeese!

[Chorus]
Do you wanna go skateboards?
Do you wanna go skateboards?

[Verse 3]
There’s something on your face!
Well, I stole your face!
It was pain!
Welcome to standing up school
(flop)
And, you fail!
Hey man
Hey man
Hey man
Hey!
I’ve met a real man
Aaauuuuuugh!
I’ve baked you a pie!
Oh boy, what flavour?
Pie flavour
(guitar squeal)
[Chorus]
Do you wanna go skateboards?
Do you wanna go skateboards?
Do you wanna go skateboards?