I want an ice cream!
What's the magic word?
ꟽ͓̝͉̽͆̽ǝ̡̺͌͝͝ɯ̢̙̺͝͝͠ᴉ̟͚̝̐̽̕ɔ̻̳̿̿͜͝ɐ͓̦̳͛̽̈́s̙̞̠͒̿I̫͎̳͛̀͋ɔ͓̈́̒̓͜ǝ̡̢͉͐̽͌ɔ̳̦̝̿̈́͠ɹ̫̝͋̔̓͜ǝ̻̦͍͘͝ɐ̺̪͓̀͐̓ɯ̢̞̼͐̚ᴉ͙͓͕̚͝ɔ͓͍̟̽̔͘ɐ͖̼̘̀̚͠s̫͔̓͑̓͜
*lick*

Hey man, the 80's called!
They want you dead!
*disco gunshots*

I'm feeling carsick
*spontaneous car vomit*

Aww, babies grow up so fast
They do?! *explodes*
Hello, I have been born

I sentence you... to jazz
Noooooo!- *doooot*

Hey, pull my finger
*long finger*

*sobbing*
Ah c'mon, boys don't cry
*not a boy*
Oh no! A giant bee!
*giant B*
*eaten by giant bee*

I'm afraid you have one year to live
Haha! Oh yeah?! *gunshot*

Hey, your girlfriend.. she single?

Sir, is this your car?
No, it's yours!

Five
Four
Three
Two
One
*happiness noise*

Boo! Hahaha! Made you jump!
*splat*

Hey, baby, you lookin' fine!
Eh thanks Jerry, you too

I am going to open this door!
*fatal fart*
What's that behind tour ear?! It's a hearing aid!
... What?!

I- I love you, butt...
*fatal fart*

Don't worry! I'm a doctor! Of psychology
So how does that make you feel?

And now, the award for best sarcasm goes to... this guy!
Oh wow, thank you so much

Happy tenth birthday!
But, butt, butt!! This isn't what I wanted...
*fatal fart*