[Dr. Monster]
Behold, Douglass, your Christmas gif!

[Douglass]
Dr. Monster, that's quite thoughtful! That's---

(elves singing)

[Douglass]
Oh. Isn't it pronounced /jif/?

[Dr. Monster]
NO!!! Now Christmas is ruined! Thanks Juggalobama!

[Juggalobama]
No problem. Whoop whoop

[Dr. Monster]
Now I shall destroy Christmas, once and for all!
Behold, the Mistletoad!

[Mistletoad]
I am the Mistletoad, so you better watch out below
'Cuz if you try to steal a kiss
This missle's coming to wreck your Christmas
You're going up in smoke
Get too close and I'll make you croak
I'm about to go insane here
Hit the club and make it reindeer

Ever since I was a tadpole
I swore vengeance on the North Pole
Got a present here for the man in red
Dear Santy Claus, You're feliz navi-dead

I gotta win, I guess I can’t help myself
I’m always grabbing that W
I don’t celebrate No L

[Chorus]
This Christmas
I’m making up my hitlist
Gonna check it twice
But I don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice
'Cuz Christmas is cancelled
Christmas is cancelled

This Christmas
I’m coming for St. Nicholas
So say goodnight
I don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice
'Cuz Christmas is cancelled
Christmas is cancelled
[Dr. Monster]
Wait... what are you doing here?
It's... Frosty the Bro-man?

[Frosty the Bro-man]
Listen bro, you really need to chill out
Don’t make me thumpity-thump the back of my branch across your mouth
You hate Christmas
I get it, you’re a regular Scrooge
You look ridiculous, why should anyone listen to you?
Dude your gimmick is old
And you can talk til you’re purple
But I liked you better before when you were still called Mine Turtle
Hello!
You’re more annoying than Slippy from Star Fox
Hey Kermit, Go hide behind Miss Piggy’s hamhocks

[Mistletoad]
Don't make me laugh, Olaf
When I go off, I blast everything in my path
I’ll smash you and I won’t carrot all
You wannabe, be tough but you got snowballs
I’ll take your coal
And stuff it right in your stocking
So stay frosty, don’t cross me
I’m sick of you talking
You think you look jacked with a six pack, Abdominal Snowman
But I think you need to back on that BRO90X
Man, if you try to battle me, you’re all out of luck
My rhymes are flawless and your grammar sucks
[Chorus]

[Dr. Monster]
They don't seem to be bothered by the destruction I'm bringing
Could it be, Douglass, they're actually singing?

[Narrator]
And some people say
That Dr. Monster's heart grew 3 sizes that day

(beeping)

[Dr. Monster]
I guess we all learned the true meaning of Christmas

[Douglass]
Rap-battling monsters wielding terrible holiday-based puns?

[Dr. Monster]
Exactly!

[Juggalobama]
Whoop whoop!

[Both]
Thanks, Juggalobama!

(laughing)

[Dr. Monster]
Well, that was fun