[Intro]
Hello!

[Chorus]
Mine Turtle
Mine Turtle
The Mine Turtle (Hello!)
Mine Turtle

[Verse 1]
Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you (Hello!)

[Chorus]
Mine Turtle
Mine Turtle
The Mine Turtle (Hello!)
Mine Turtle
Woah!

[Verse 2]
Mine Turtle's traveled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine
Fought the aliens! (Throw the cheese!!!)
[Verse 3]
He stole alien technology, and built a time machine
Went back in time to 100 million B.C
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
Technically, I'm a tortoise
I am a stegosaurus!

[Chorus]
Mine Turtle
Mine Turtle
(He is the- He is) The Mine Turtle (Hello!)
Mine Turtle
Woah!

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 4]
Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode
Look out, he's got a nose!
(Wait, no he doesn't)

[Chorus]
Mine Turtle
Mine Turtle
The Mine Turtle (Hello!)
Mine Turtle
Mine Turtle (Mine Turtle)
Mine Turtle
The Mine Turtle (Mine Turtle)
Mine Turtle