Nick Urata
Main Title Theme (The Bad Beginning)
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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away
Three children lose their home
And go to live with someone awful
He tries to steal their fortune
With a plot that's not quite lawful
It's hard to fathom how the orphans
Manage to live through it
Or how a decent person like yourself
Would even want to view it
Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
And they will say, "Look away"
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away