[VIOLET, spoken]
Klaus, what's that thing James Brown said?

[COUNT OLAF, spoken]
"I feel good"
And a one, and a two, and a (doo-du-doo-du-doo)

[COUNT OLAF'S TROUPE]
It's the count, it's the count, it's the count
It's the count, it's the count, it's the count

[COUNT OLAF]
Who else has such robust good looks in such a large amount?
I'm handsome and I'm talented and love your bank account

[COUNT OLAF'S TROUPE]
It's the count, it's the count, it's the count
It's the count, it's the count, it's the count

[COUNT OLAF]
The "C" is for courageous, just another word for brave

[COUNT OLAF & TROUPE]
"O!"

[COUNT OLAF]
Oh my god, what a very handsome knave
[COUNT OLAF'S TROUPE]
"U!"

[COUNT OLAF]
Unbelievable good looks and brains and heart

[COUNT OLAF'S TROUPE]
"N!"

[COUNT OLAF]
For the knowledge 'cause I'm very, very smart

[COUNT OLAF'S TROUPE]
"T!"

[COUNT OLAF]
For the talent which is such a crucial factor
When you're handsome and good-looking
And the world's greatest actor

[COUNT OLAF'S TROUPE]
It's the count, it's the count, it's the count
It's the count, it's the count, it's the count

[COUNT OLAF]
Who else has such robust good looks in such a large amount?
I'm handsome, and I'm talented and love your bank account
*cymbal crash*
[ALL]
It's the count, it's the count, it's the count
It's the count, it's the count
It's... the... count!
*cymbal crash*

[COUNT OLAF]
The count...