Nick Urata
Main Title Theme (The Vile Village)
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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away
The town of V.F.D. is
Full of people full of rules
The Quagmires have once again
Been kidnapped for their jewels
The Baudelaires must rescue them
But end up getting jailed
You might hope that things improve
But I'm afraid that ship has sailed
Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
And they will say, "Look away"
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away