Won't Call

[Hook]

Bound to fall in love

Bound to fall in love

(Uh-huh honey)



[Verse 1: Scrooge Kid]

Baller from Perry Hall

If the first date ain't great, won't call

No pressure

On the bright side won't second guess her

Bag full of condoms in the dresser

I got high standards so they ain't getting lesser

Had a girl last year but I left her

Now I'm on the re-search like professor

Find a candidate then I test her

She the one for me, or she sneeze, God bless her

If I impress her, undress her

If she's over budget, get cut like sequester

Stand up guy, got jokes like Koechner

Quiet women move I'm looking for an aggressor

To jump me like a game of checkers

Don't need a gadget to inspect her

I like Jenna Fischer, you can keep Brooklyn Decker

I necked her in The Office and she tastes like nectar

Proceed to pollinate her sector

Urethra had her singing like Aretha, I respect her

Big girl, no need to protect her

Unless you wanna receive feminist lecture



[Bridge: Charlie Wilson]

I know you're tired of lovin', of lovin'

With nobody to love, nobody, nobody (Uh-huh, honey)