[Intro/Chorus]

I'm an asshole, you remember me from high school
You remember from that party, it's still a bad idea
I'm an asshole, you remember me from high school
You remember from that party, it's just a bad idea

[verse I]
I'm just a tough guy with no problem solving skills
I'm just a weapon and all I've ever known is abuse
A hundred-thousand dollars a year, directing traffic, spreading fear
Seems fair to me, that seems fair to me
It's just a bad idea

[Chorus]
I'm an asshole, you remember me from high school
You remember from that party, it's still a bad idea
I'm an asshole, you remember me from high school
You remember from that party, it's just a bad idea

[bridge]
I know where the cops hide their guns
While they're doing their cocaine
On the hip, old apartment
One of my ex scumbag roommates
[outro]
How can I love you when the worst are among you
And the good are few and far between?